Lj's/Xangas of my fellow high school girls

So Audrey and I were looking through the live journals and Xangas of High school girls, and some of them made us chuckle. We decided to make our own example of one.
This basically sums up the typical high school girl's Online Journal:
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heres a few picz of me just playin around being bored, I look really bad HAHAH LOL, I like just woke up from a nap, so I mean my hair is kinda messed up and my eye lashes are totally not curled.

This is Auderz, she was like totally not ready for this pic. hehehehe. This is me and Auderz hehehehehehehehe. Kisses, muah LOL. We are so CCCCuuuuraaaaazzzyyy! OOOMMMMGGGG we look so bad!

"all a Girl really needs:

are her best friends * a

closet full of clothes

and* a cute boy to kiss."

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Requirements for a high school girl's online journal:

1) You must have a bunch of pictures of yourself hitting seductive poses.

2) Each picture must have an explaination of how bad you look in them, when really, you spent 3 hours getting ready to take them.

3)The colors of the text have to change frequently enough to give the reader a seizure.

4) You must only use internet grammar. On plural wordz, replace the "s" with a "z".

5)Each entry must be topped off with an extremely touching and meaningful quote, like the one in my example.

LT

We just got home from LT and I definetly got what I prayed for. It was an amazing experience. I was almost disappointed to come home because I loved how intense the worship was and how easy it was to believe and worship when everyone around you feels the same way you do. It is hard to come home but then this is where God is needed the most. I met so many amazing people and made some really great friends. I can't wait to go back to BOB wednesday and see them all. Oh yeah If you are reading this and you don't already, you should go to BOB, it's gonna be awesome. I will write more later.

More excited than electricity!

LT is in 3 days and I am soo excited. I'm really looking to find God in a way I have not yet. Please pray for me and everyone going that we will have a fufilling experience. Thanks!

Thank you God

Audrey and I drove up to her cottage in pentwater Tuesday night just to get away for the day. We left after I got done babysitting at like 5ish, and we got there at like 8:00. There was some construction so it took a little longer. We went to bed all cozy, woke up the next morning at like 10:00 and spent the day swimming and laying in the sun on her private Lake Michigan beach. It was so relaxing.. I have been working way too much.

On the way home however, it was less relaxing. We were on 96 just short of Portland and we were in the left lane approaching this green ultima which was in the right lane. We were about to speed up and pass him but he swayed over to our lane, cutting us off and then swayed back over in the right lane. "What is this Ultima doing? Get away from this guy" I said to Audrey. So she passed him and got about 30 feet ahead of him. She had still left about 20 feet between her and the car in front of us. We entered a construction zone where all the cars in front of us were at a dead stop, lined up, we breaked to stop, slowing down to about 30mph and next thing we knew it the green ultima slammed into our back end going about 65. He bounced off of us twice because audrey had to break in order to not cause a pile up by hitting the bumper-to-bumper traffic ahead of us. I started screaming for her to get off the road and drive into the shoulder and so she did. The driver of the Ulitma followed us and instead of breaking to stop his car, he decided to use our car as a little stopping wall and hit our car AGAIN. It was not a fun experience
At least we know that the ford focus can take a hard hit and you will only get whiplash from it. Seriously though, Pay attention when you friggin drive otherwise you are not smart person and I don't like you.